You shouldn't need a sales call to find out how much analytics costs
Adobe Analytics is powerful – there's no question. But to even learn the price, you need to speak to a sales team, negotiate a contract, and commit to an annual deal. Grandma believes in transparency: her pricing is right there on the website, and there's a proper free plan to start with. No calls, no contracts, no faff.
Enterprise features are grand – but do you need them?
Adobe offers advanced segmentation, attribution modelling, and deep integrations across the Adobe Experience Cloud. If you're a large enterprise with a dedicated analytics team, that's brilliant. But if you're a small business, freelancer, or startup, all that power often goes unused. Grandma gives you exactly what you need – clear, actionable insights – without the overhead.
Ask questions, get answers
With Adobe, getting answers means building workspace panels, creating calculated metrics, and navigating a complex interface. With Grandma Knows, you just ask: "Where do my visitors come from?" or "What's my most popular page?" – and she tells you. Straight, clear, no nonsense.
Privacy without the paperwork
Grandma's tracking is cookie-free and GDPR-friendly from the start. No consent configuration, no data processing agreements to negotiate separately. She keeps things simple because that's how they should be.
