# Grandma Knows

> Conversational web analytics that answers your questions — rather than confusing you with jargon and endless filters.

Grandma Knows is a web analytics platform that lets you ask questions about your website traffic in plain English. It has three core pillars: **custom event tracking** via a visual point-and-click editor (no code), a **straightforward dashboard** with drag-and-drop tiles adapted to your role, and a **conversational UI** that lets you ask questions about your data naturally. Track page views, clicks, scroll depth, conversions, and custom events without writing code. Built for individuals and small businesses. Made in the UK 🇬🇧.

## Core Pillars

- **Custom Event Tracking**: Point and click on any element in the visual editor to track it as a custom event — clicks, page visits, or scroll depth. No coding required.
- **Straightforward Dashboard**: Drag-and-drop metric tiles, role-based views (designer, developer, marketer, manager), beginner and professional modes. No gobbledygook.
- **Conversational UI**: Ask about your analytics in plain English instead of navigating complex dashboards and filters. Grandma tells you like it is.

## Additional Features

- **Page View Analytics**: Track page views, unique visitors, bounce rate, sessions per visitor, and average time on page.
- **Scroll Depth Tracking**: See how far visitors scroll with visual depth milestones at 25%, 50%, 75%, and 100%.
- **Device, Browser & Country Breakdown**: See which devices, browsers, and countries your visitors come from.
- **Conversion Goals**: Define goals based on page visits, element clicks, or scroll depth to measure what matters.
- **Traffic Sources**: See referral sources, UTM parameters, and how visitors find your site.
- **Works Everywhere**: A single script tag works on any website — WordPress, Shopify, static sites, SPAs, and more.
- **One-Line Setup**: Copy one `<script>` tag to your site. No build tools, no dependencies. Setup in under 2 minutes.
- **Lightweight**: Client-side script is under 5 KB with no external dependencies.
- **Privacy-Friendly**: No cookies for tracking, no personal data collection. GDPR compliant, ICO registered, Cyber Essentials certified.

## How We Compare

Grandma Knows stands out from competitors like Google Analytics, Mixpanel, Adobe Analytics, Plausible, Fathom, and Hotjar:

- **Ask questions in plain English**: Only Grandma Knows lets you ask about your data conversationally.
- **Visual event tracking**: Point-and-click editor for custom event setup — no coding needed.
- **Visual scroll depth tracker**: Pick a scroll point on your live site to track — no competitors offer this.
- **Free tier**: Generous free plan — no trial expiry.
- **Transparent pricing**: Public pricing, no sales calls required.
- **No minimum contract**: Cancel anytime, no annual lock-in.
- **Fast setup**: Under 2 minutes vs hours for enterprise tools.
- **Lightweight script**: Under 5 KB vs 70–120 KB for competitors.
- **Made in UK 🇬🇧**: Built and hosted in the United Kingdom.

## Pricing

- **Free** — £0/month: 1 website, 1,000 page views/month, 5 custom events, real-time analytics, conversion goals
- **Pro** — £5/month: 5 websites, 50,000 page views/month, unlimited custom events, everything in Free
- **Business** — £19/month: Unlimited websites, unlimited page views/month, priority support, everything in Pro

Cancel anytime. No questions asked.

## How It Works

1. **Add Your Site** — Register your website URL and paste the provided script tag into your HTML.
2. **View Analytics** — See page views, unique visitors, bounce rate, scroll depth, and time on page in your dashboard.
3. **Ask Questions** — Ask about your data in plain English to get instant answers.
4. **Track Custom Events** — Use the visual editor to select elements, page visits, or scroll depth points for tracking.
5. **Measure Results** — Monitor conversions and goal completions to make data-driven decisions.

## Getting Started

Visit [grandmaknows.com](https://grandmaknows.com) to create a free account and start tracking.