Grandma Knows
Conversational web analytics
that answers your questions
Overwhelmed by GA4? Still fixing broken Hotjar?
Grandma knows best!
Ask Grandma
Ask about your analytics...
Provide quick summary
Where do my visitors come from?
What are my most popular pages?
Grandma gives you answers
about your website visitors
–
not coding tasks,
not confusing jargon, not endless filters
Grandma tracks conversions
that matter: who pressed Subscribe button,
who scrolled to Pricing section
Custom event tracking
Set up conversion tracking without any code – just by using Grandma's visual picker
It's not about how many people visit – it's what they do. Who pressed this button? Who signed up to the newsletter? Who scrolled down to the bottom of the page?
Custom events
Set up tracking of a specific button click – Grandma will keep score.
What do you want to track?
Click
Page view
Scroll depth
Pick an element on your website
How should we name it?
e.g. Signup completed
Track custom event
<button id="subscribe">
Subscribe to newsletter
Button: "Subscribe to newsletter"
Use this element
3 newsletter signups
Custom event
+24% · 12% conversion
Straightforward dashboard
See the numbers you actually need – Grandma doesn't beat around the bush
Tired of setting up never-ending filters and trying to understand that marketing gobbledygook? All just to get simple stats on your website visitors?
Most scrolled past 75%
How far down people scroll
25%312
50%245
75%189
Most use desktop
What screen size people use
847 visitors
How many different people visited
+12%
32% bounced
People who left after one page
-8%
2.4 visits each
How many times people visit on average
+5%
2m 34s on average
How long people stay on your page
Most come from google
Most come from UK
Most use Chrome
3 newsletter signups
Custom event
+24% · 12% conversion
Conversational UI
Talk to your analytics in English – Grandma understands, and she'll tell you like it is
No more digging through dashboards and reports. Just ask Grandma what you want to know – she'll give you a straight answer.
Ask Grandma
Ask about your analytics...
Provide quick summary
Where do my visitors come from?
What are my most popular pages?
Grandma vs. other
analytics platforms
| Grandma Knows | Google Analytics | Mixpanel | Adobe Analytics | Plausible | Fathom | Hotjar | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Talk to your analytics in English | Yes | No | No | No | No | No | No |
| No-code setup of conversion tracking | Yes | No | No | No | No | No | Partial |
| No-code setup of scroll-depth tracking | Yes | No | No | No | No | No | Partial |
| Free plan | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | No | No | Yes |
| Setup time | < 2 min | 30+ min | 15 min | 30+ min | 5 min | 5 min | 10 min |
| Beginner-friendly | Yes | No | No | No | Yes | Yes | Partial |
| Made in UK | Yes | No | No | No | No | No | No |
Transparent pricing
without "call for a quote"-faff
(although Grandma is always happy to talk to you)
Cancel anytime. No questions asked.
Grandma has answers
What's Grandma Knows?
Grandma Knows is a privacy-friendly web analytics tool that lets you ask questions about your website visitors in plain English. Think of it as a lightweight alternative to Google Analytics – with conversational AI, a visual event editor, and analytics you can actually understand. No jargon, no fuss.
Is my data secure?
Absolutely. Grandma doesn't snoop – we collect zero personally identifiable information from your visitors. All data is stored securely. We comply with GDPR, are ICO registered, and Cyber Essentials certified.
How does Grandma Knows work?
Pop a small code snippet onto your webpage and Grandma takes it from there. She'll track page views, clicks, time on page, and bounce rates. You can also use the visual editor to pick specific elements for custom tracking – no coding needed.
What can I track with custom events?
Clicks on buttons, links, forms, images – you name it. Use the visual point-and-click editor to select an element, give it a name, and Grandma will start counting straight away.
Do I need to know how to code?
Not one bit. The visual editor lets you set up custom event tracking with just a few clicks. Grandma kept it simple on purpose.
Will it slow down my webpage?
Not a chance. The script is lighter than a biscuit – under 5KB – and loads in the background, so your page speed and Core Web Vitals stay squeaky clean.
Can I cancel my plan at any time?
Of course. No contracts, no commitments, no guilt trips. Cancel from your settings whenever you like – Grandma won't hold it against you.