Grandma Knows vs Amplitude

Amplitude is built for product teams who live in funnels and cohorts. Grandma's built for people who just want to know what's happening on their website – without a PhD in analytics.

Feature-by-feature comparison between Grandma Knows and Amplitude, last updated March 2026.
FeatureGrandma KnowsAmplitude
Talk to your analytics in EnglishYesNo
No-code conversion trackingYesNo
No-code scroll-depth trackingYesNo
Free planYesLimited
Setup time< 2 min30+ min
Beginner-friendlyYesNo
Script size< 5 KB~36 KB
Cookie-free trackingYesNo
GDPR-friendly by defaultYesNo
Visual event editorYesNo
Conversational AIYesNo
Made in UKYesNo (US)

Ask your analytics a question – in plain English

Amplitude gives you powerful charts, funnels, and retention graphs – but you'll need to learn their query builder first. Grandma lets you skip the learning curve entirely. Ask "Where do most of my visitors come from?" and she'll tell you straight away. No training sessions, no documentation rabbit holes.

A free plan that doesn't push you out the door

Amplitude's free Starter plan limits you on events and features, nudging you towards paid tiers quickly. Grandma offers a genuinely free plan with 1,000 views per month, conversational AI, and conversion tracking included. She believes in letting you try properly – no pressure, dear.

Set up events without writing code

Amplitude requires developer involvement to instrument events properly. Grandma's visual editor lets you point and click to set up conversion tracking and scroll-depth monitoring – no code, no deploy cycles, no waiting on your dev team.

Enterprise power vs everyday simplicity

Amplitude is a brilliant tool for large product teams running complex experiments. But if you're a founder, freelancer, or small team who just wants clear answers about your website, Grandma's conversational approach is refreshingly simple. She doesn't just show you data – she explains it.

Grandma Knows analytics dashboard showing visitor stats, scroll depth, device breakdown, and conversion tracking tiles