Grandma Knows vs Hotjar

Hotjar is well known for heatmaps and session recordings – it's a different flavour of analytics. But if you're looking for clear, conversational insights without the heavy script, Grandma's got you covered.

Feature-by-feature comparison between Grandma Knows and Hotjar, last updated March 2026.
FeatureGrandma KnowsHotjar
Talk to your analytics in EnglishYesNo
No-code conversion trackingYesPartial
No-code scroll-depth trackingYesPartial
Free planYesYes
Setup time< 2 min10 min
Beginner-friendlyYesPartial
Script size< 5 KB~80 KB
Cookie-free trackingYesNo
GDPR-friendly by defaultYesRequires config
Visual event editorYesNo
Impact on page speedMinimalNoticeable
Made in UKYesNo

Different tools, different strengths

Hotjar specialises in qualitative data – heatmaps, session recordings, and user feedback surveys. It's brilliant for understanding how people interact with your pages visually. Grandma Knows focuses on quantitative analytics with a conversational twist: pageviews, traffic sources, conversions, and scroll depth – all explained in plain English.

Your page speed will thank you

Hotjar's script is around 80 KB and records user sessions, which can noticeably affect page load times and Core Web Vitals. Grandma's script is under 5 KB, loads asynchronously, and has virtually no impact on performance. If page speed matters to you – and it should – that's a significant difference.

Privacy without the setup headaches

Session recordings capture detailed user behaviour, which brings GDPR considerations – masking personal data, configuring consent, managing data retention. Grandma doesn't record sessions or use cookies. She tracks aggregate analytics only, meaning you're GDPR-friendly from the moment you install the script.

Ask questions instead of watching recordings

Watching session recordings can be insightful, but it's time-consuming – you might watch 50 recordings to spot a pattern. Grandma takes a different approach: just ask "What's my most popular page?" or "Where do my visitors drop off?" and she'll tell you instantly. It's like having a wise analytics assistant who's already done all the watching for you.

Grandma Knows analytics dashboard showing visitor stats, scroll depth, device breakdown, and conversion tracking tiles